"I am guessing that the review below was written by a member of staff at this newly opened restaurant as despite the masses of hype which surrounded the opening of this bistro / restaurant, I found very much which left to be desired. "
It's a shame she didn't notice I had made 48 different reviews, many of which favourable, and I could hardly be a member of staff at all of them, now could I? I'll have her know that I take peer-reviewing very seriously, and I have never worked at any of the restaurants I have reviewed.
As for whether I could be bribed... well duh! But I ain't cheap.