As if you needed another reason than getting your free Hellfire ‘Does My Bomb Look Big In This?’ Bag tomorrow at 12 noon in Hyde Park North… but we’ve found one for you anyway:
WORLD RECORD MOON ATTEMPT
3pm 7 September 2007
The Fountain. Hyde Park. Sydney
George Bush is coming to Sydney. Thousands of police, total CBD lockdown, draconian new laws to stifle all protest. Just so nothing disturbs Howard’s moment of glory. Bush is here to push for nuclear power, neoliberal economics, and his right to invade anyone who says otherwise. Our future is being decided behind security fences and police lines. Traditional protest has been made impossible by draconian new laws – even banners are banned.
Is this the future we want? Let’s tell Bush what we really think about his visit. Mooning is the universal human gesture of contempt. Bush inspired the previous record – let’s set a new record Australia can really be proud of. Only 4000 cheeks are needed to make the biggest moon in history – a world record Australia can really be proud of.
There will also be an official ‘21 bum salute’ for the 21 countries in APEC.
Hyde Park is not a ‘Declared’ or ‘Restricted’ area, you’ve every right to be there. Bring your friends, bring the family, bring your humour, bring a cheeky message. This is one APEC protest we can all enjoy.
Sounds right up our alley - so you guessed it - we will be there donating four cheeks to their effort and we’d love you to join us and show Bush and Bonsai (John Howard a.k.a. little bush) your best ASSets!